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Welcome to the week before Black Friday, where brands frantically remind you that their products exist and would make excellent gifts. Also, Razer made a snake-shaped shopping bag.

Logitech’s Black Friday Sales Pitch

Logitech published what they’re calling “news” but is actually a 1,500-word advertisement titled “Black Friday Just Got Serious.” It’s a catalog of products on sale, ranging from the PRO X SUPERLIGHT 2 at $129.99 to racing wheels and iPad cases.

Notable deals include the G522 Gaming Headset at $129.99 (its first promo ever, apparently), the A50 X at $239.99 with Dolby Atmos, and the RS50 Racing Bundle at $599.99 for sim racers. There’s also a bunch of MX productivity gear and Ultimate Ears speakers if you want to pretend this is about “holiday gifting” rather than moving inventory.

If you were planning to buy Logitech gear anyway, yes, these are genuinely good prices. If you weren’t, well, now you’ve been advertised to.

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Razer’s Snake Is Now a Shopping Bag

The Sneki Snek Reusable Bag is here, and it’s exactly what it sounds like: a plushie snake charm that unfolds into a tote bag. Made from 100% recycled polyester, it’s Razer’s first new Sneki Snek product in two years.

Razer claims Sneki Snek has “helped protect over one million trees” through their conservation program, which is genuinely nice. The bag itself is a clip-on plushie that transforms into a full-sized tote “for errands and hauling loot.” It’s cute, it’s sustainable, and it’s admittedly the most relatable Razer product ever made—we’ve all needed an emergency bag at some point.

This is the rare gaming accessory your non-gamer friends might actually want.

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Razer’s PS5 Controller for People Who Need Advantages

The Raiju V3 Pro is Razer’s new PlayStation 5 controller, officially licensed by Sony and designed for the subset of gamers who believe that hardware is the only thing standing between them and going pro.

Key features: TMR (Tension Magnetic Resistance) thumbsticks for “anti-drift performance,” Pro HyperTriggers with adjustable actuation points, 4 removable mouse-click back buttons, and PBT action buttons that won’t get shiny after 10,000 hours of Call of Duty.

HyDra, the 2023 Call of Duty World Champion, says it gives him “the speed, control, and confidence to clutch up.” Of course he does—he’s paid to say that. But the controller does look legitimately well-engineered for competitive play. Whether you need that engineering or just want it is a question only your credit card can answer.

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Logitech Opens a Pop-Up Temple to Mice

The Logitech Experience Store is opening in San Francisco’s Union Square from November 25 through December 24. It’s a pop-up shop featuring the MX Master 4, an “Immersion Wall” where you can manipulate digital art with haptic feedback, and a “larger-than-life MX Master 4 centerpiece” for photos.

There’s also free custom laser engraving for MX Master 4 purchases on weekends. It’s essentially a branded playground for Logitech fans in the Bay Area, which is either delightful or dystopian depending on how you feel about mice-themed retail experiences.

If you’re in San Francisco and want to take a photo with a giant mouse, this is your moment.

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That’s the week. Next week is Thanksgiving, which means more Black Friday content. Steel yourself.

Another week, another exercise in asking yourself: “Did they really think this was news?” This week we got a mouse in a different color and Razer teaching robots to find bugs that humans missed.

Logitech Paints a Mouse Blue, Calls It Innovation

The PRO X SUPERLIGHT 2 CYAN is here, and it is—wait for it—the same mouse as the PRO X SUPERLIGHT 2, but in cyan. That’s it. That’s the news.

To be fair, it is a genuinely great mouse. 60 grams, 44,000 DPI, 8kHz polling rate, LIGHTFORCE switches. All the specs that made it an esports staple are intact. But let’s call this what it is: a color variant designed to separate collectors from $179.99.

Logitech’s General Manager claims cyan “represents energy, focus, and individuality.” I claim it represents the color theory equivalent of printing money. The limited edition nature means you’ll see it resold for $400 within a month. If you need the best gaming mouse and cyan matches your RGB setup, congratulations. Everyone else can continue using the black one.

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Razer Trains AI to Find Game Bugs

In actually useful news, Razer QA Co-AI is now available on the AWS Marketplace. This is an AI-powered quality assurance tool that automates bug detection during game development, and it’s the first product in Razer’s new “Co-AI” suite.

The tool reportedly reduces testing time by up to 40% by detecting performance bugs, generating reports automatically, and pushing them directly to JIRA. It’s been beta tested by over 50 game studios, from AAA to indie teams. If you’ve ever wondered why your favorite game shipped with obvious bugs, well, maybe now they’ll have fewer excuses.

This is Razer pivoting from “gaming lifestyle” to “enterprise developer tools,” which is either a smart diversification or a sign that selling RGB everything has limits. Either way, it’s genuinely more interesting than another press release about a new keyboard color.

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That’s the week. One color variant and one enterprise tool. See you next time, when presumably someone will announce a “limited edition titanium” version of an existing product.

Welcome to the first week of November, where tech companies pretend their marketing campaigns are news and we pretend to care. This week: pickleball meets leetspeak, and Logitech discovers that humans exist.

Razer Makes a Pickleball Paddle (???)

In what can only be described as a fever dream made real, Razer has partnered with JOOLA to produce a limited-edition pickleball paddle. Yes, the same Razer that makes gaming mice. Yes, pickleball—the sport your aunt won’t shut up about at Thanksgiving.

The “Razer x JOOLA Perseus Pro IV 16mm” features Razer’s signature triple-headed snake logo and, naturally, will be limited to 1,337 units because apparently, we’re never escaping 2005 internet culture. It has an NFC chip inside, which connects to an app, because even paddles need to be connected to the cloud now. Ben Johns, the world’s top pickleball player (and “a gamer in his leisure time,” they assure us), debuted it at the World Championships.

The paddle is frankly quite expensive, but at least you’ll finally have an answer when someone asks “what does gaming have to do with pickleball?” The answer is: branding.

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Logitech Discovers Human-Centered Design

Logitech published a 1,500-word manifesto titled “Designed for You, Inspired by You” which could be summarized as: “We design products for humans.” Groundbreaking.

Between the buzzwords about “AI-powered work eras” and “extending human potential,” they did mention some actual products: the Signature Slim Solar+ Keyboard (charges from any light, which is actually cool), the MX Master 4 (now with “Actions Ring,” a fancy overlay that saves time somehow), and Logitech Muse (a digital pencil for Apple Vision Pro that lets you “annotate with microscopic precision in virtual spaces”).

They also mentioned region-specific mechanical keyboards for China, because apparently the rest of us don’t deserve affordable options.

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Logitech Shows Up at Two Conferences

The Logitech MX team attended GitHub Universe and Adobe MAX simultaneously last week, which they felt was newsworthy enough for a blog post. They talked to developers. They talked to designers. They showed off the MX Master 4 and MX Creative Console. Everyone agreed that Logitech products are good at moving cursors.

The real takeaway, according to Logitech, is that “we’re in the age of AI abundance” and the challenge is “keeping the human spark alive.” Deep thoughts from a peripheral company.

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That’s the week. Three press releases dressed as innovation. See you next time, when presumably someone will announce a gaming toaster.